What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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