- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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