why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

robin, get in the car.

Is this a chair?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Chuck Norris.

Susie has Autism

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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