Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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