A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What is worse than hell?

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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