- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

whos gay? you are

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

How do magnets work?

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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