- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Left. That one direction...

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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