A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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The Economy

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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who smells? •Liam

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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