Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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