Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

You smell bad? Cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Sarah Palin is President

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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