What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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