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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Knock knock (No one is home)

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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