- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

weiner? balls

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Rock mattress.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

tim rafter died no one cared

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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