There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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womens rights

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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