Penis in a box.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Women"s Rights

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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