Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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No

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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