holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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World Peace

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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My mom just died....

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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