You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A black goes to college

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Women's rights.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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