How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Communism

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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