How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

My mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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