- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

whats funny? ebola and 911

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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