- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

whats funny? ebola and 911

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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