snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Asians

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

imadewords

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Sit on Santas lap Boner

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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