a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Poopsack Jones

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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shut up

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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