There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do magnets work?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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