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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

A man walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

balls in ya mouf

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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