You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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9/11

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Hitler is my role model

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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