What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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NEVER

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Your mom goes to college

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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