What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Your Mom

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

thumb_up thumb_down +5

want to go home? yea

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Woman's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

thumb_up thumb_down +3

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +3

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops