Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Du bist mein Kampf

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

ROSS G IS OBESE

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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