Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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