- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Du bist mein Kampf

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

ROSS G IS OBESE

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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