Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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sixty....eight.

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Women's rights.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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