- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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