Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

MICHAEL

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

My Girlfriend

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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