why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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MICHAEL

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George W. Bush

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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