Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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