- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Knock Knock Come in

S.O.P.A

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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