Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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How do magnets work?

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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S.O.P.A

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Knock Knock Come in

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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