Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Penis.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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knock knock your gay

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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KEVIN HART

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Anti Joke

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