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Women

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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hi

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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cms.......?????

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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i have 2 penises

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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