Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Kittens.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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