What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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