- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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