Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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