- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Fuck her

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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