Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Lebron Traveled

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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