- Anti Joke

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

"Hello." "Hi."

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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