This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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lewis bedford

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Yeah, totally.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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