Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Your Mom

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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