There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Jake Bowar

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

:-)book

Your Mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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