What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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A seal walks into a club.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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