What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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ps3

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knock knock your gay

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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