- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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