What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Wolf Pussy

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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