Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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i have 2 penises

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

ps3

the joke below me is not an anti joke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Women's Basketball.

A baby seal walks into a club...

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

womens rights

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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