- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

sweaty black guy

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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