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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Josh kissing a girl

What's white and sticky? Glue

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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