Women's rights

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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