flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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minorities

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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WNBA

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Your mum is dead

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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