- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

the your face joke

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Which one is hardest?

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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