What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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NEVER

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Bumsniffer

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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