Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Pavel Novak

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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you just lost the game!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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