Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What flys? A fly

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Poop

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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