I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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I'm taken

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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