Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Pickles

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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I cant think of one (._. )

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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