A baby seal walks into a club...

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Penis

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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austins gay lolololol

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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ballsack

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

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