A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Hello

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Poop

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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ballsack

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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